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Note: This is basically going to be a post featuring me yelling a lot about why FF8 is great. You've been warned. :)
Note: This is basically going to be a post featuring me yelling a lot about why FF8 is great. You've been warned. :)
Let me tell you a little something about Final Fantasy 8.
People usually dislike it because it follows after Final Fantasy 7 which, as I know, is a storytelling masterpiece.
Give me some grace here for a minute, while I explain why FF8 means a lot to me.
It was my first Final Fantasy, which is important to note, as most people who are fans of the series consider their first to be their favorite.
I played it on PC because I didn’t get a Playstation until I was almost fifteen. My parents got it for me for Christmas, along with a copy of FF7, but no memory card because we didn’t know what we were doing! My previous console (and still well loved) was/is an N64, and I didn’t need no stinkin’ memory card for that! (The games I played didn’t. I didn’t get the bigger games that required them but that’s another can of worms.)
My poor little computer could hardly handle PC FF8. The cutscenes alone made my computer freeze, and I had to save as often as possible because ‘you never know’. And you and I both know there’s nothing more disappointing than having your computer/console crash on you after that boss fight you just spent an hour on.
Yes, an hour. This is Final Fantasy.
They make you work for it.
This game has been out for fifteen years, I’m sure you know the premise.
Teen boy goes to military school, has a babealicious rival (What? I have a thing about blonds), and angsts his way through sorceresses and friendship as the world goes to hell.
People complained that Squall, our angsty protagonist, was too angry. I’m sorry, but do you remember what it was like being seventeen? It sucked. Teen years suck in general, but at seventeen, orphaned (like most FF protags), and in military school with people he wasn’t close to, I’d be a little angry myself.
Let me start from the beginning. I could talk about the politics of what’s really going on with Dollet vs Galbadia vs Balamb vs Everything Else but why. It’ll get complicated.
Squall is fighting his rival on what looks like one of those landscapes from Dragonball where there’s massive amounts of space and where the heck are those places in real life, have you BEEN to Balamb Garden, and he gets injured. Actually, both dudes end up with matching scars which is kind of ironic and romantic and whatever, but I digress.
Squall is chastised by his super-hot instructor, the love of my life, and probably the reason I love anyone in glasses, Quistis Trepe. She’s so boss she has a fanclub, and she’s been an instructor for years. By the way, she’s only eighteen. By eighteen I’d only just graduated high school and was maintaining a job at Quizno’s in a mall food court so excuse me if she’s not just a little drool worthy. Add Quistis to the list of Women I Wish I Could Be.
Squall is chastised by his super-hot instructor, the love of my life, and probably the reason I love anyone in glasses, Quistis Trepe. She’s so boss she has a fanclub, and she’s been an instructor for years. By the way, she’s only eighteen. By eighteen I’d only just graduated high school and was maintaining a job at Quizno’s in a mall food court so excuse me if she’s not just a little drool worthy. Add Quistis to the list of Women I Wish I Could Be.
But oh no, now is not the time for telling Squall he’s a pile of trash who needs to get his act together, there’s trouble on the horizon in the form of the Galbadian government attacking Dollet, and we must get there Right Away. But don’t worry, you have time to go play cards and go visit the nearby town and level up on the world map if you feel like it.
After you go and handle business in Dollet, you find out things aren’t what they seem, because of course they aren’t, and there are bigger things afoot. Your squad leader, the wonderful and beautiful Seifer Almasy, is a huge tool and dreams of bigger and better things than just a training mission, and gets himself into all sorts of trouble.
I could write a separate article about why I love Seifer, but it would be longer than this one.
Anyway. By the time you manage to escape from a lot of bad dudes and mechanical spiders and the like you head back to the school to find out SURPRISE you did well enough to pass that training mission/SeeD military exam and NOW YOU’RE A SEED. Time to party.
And by party, I mean stand around and not socialize because this is Squall we’re talking about, not eveyone else who is having a great time.
At the party, with the famous waltz scene I’m SURE you’ve seen before, Squall meets Rinoa, who at the time he doesn’t realize is scouting ahead to find people to come help her resistance faction fight against the Galbadians who have taken over her city of Timber and declared martial law.
I learned a lot about politics in this game.
The kid with the stupid shorts is Zell, one of your permanent party members who is like… a puppy. He’s excited about everything, and a martial arts expert. He speaks before thinking, fights from the heart, and sees the good in everyone. Unless that person is Seifer.
Selphie is the girl in the tiny yellow dress. She’s a transfer student from another Garden up north, and she’s happiness and sunshine in a tiny little body. Also she likes explosions. She’s kinda scary.
With Squall’s team and Rinoa’s resistance faction, The Timber Owls, they manage to figure out that all of what’s going on is to basically introduce a new Peace Ambassador for Galbadia, who turns out to be a sorceress.
Time to head to Deling where stuff’s going down, with our new ally Irvine, a sharpshooter from the local military school, who will be responsible for taking the sorceress out.
I never understood the appeal Irvine had when I was young. I get it now. It’s the gun. It’s always been the gun. It’s not his sassy attitude or his womanizing personality (because he tries and fails every single time), it’s the gun.
He’s a lousy flirt, and tries too hard, and has next to no self esteem, and that’s totally okay. He’s also seventeen but we’re gonna pretend he isn’t so I don’t feel like a perv. Cool.
The assassination attempt after the amazing and beautiful parade scene is a failure and Squall gets ‘killed’ by the hot sorceress.
Time for disc 2!
It occurs to me that I haven’t talked about Rinoa yet. Not important. I’ll get there.
Disc 2 starts out ...rough. You and your party are in jail, Squall isn’t really dead (or is he?) and now we have to bust out before the jail is submerged in sand and everyone dies.
With enough teamwork, you get out of there and find out that oh no, the nearby military base is going to be shooting missiles at every Garden because the SeeD attack on the sorceress is treason so everyone has to die.
Well, obviously no one wants that, so you have to split your parties so one goes to the military base to stop the missiles, and the other goes to Balamb Garden to warn everyone.
Hopefully everyone gets there in time.
There are a lot more politics involved here, including who is really in charge, not Headmaster Robin Williams - er, I mean Cid…
Anyway. Some heavy plot later, you find out the Garden is actually able to be mobile and you have only a small timeframe to make that happen or everyone dies.
But don’t worry, you can still find time to play cards.
There’s always time to play cards.
You don’t have to, but this minigame is pretty fun. It’s incredibly frustrating, and you can get Character Cards of everyone from other characters, like Zell’s Ma has his Character Card, etc.
It’s time consuming.
ANYWAY THE GARDEN CAN MOVE. But please be careful. You don’t want anything...bad to happen…. OH NO Everyone is in big trouble because no one knows how to actually pilot the mobile Garden!??!?!
After crashing into my favorite place in the entire game, Fisherman’s Horizon, everyone gets a chance to chill out for awhile and just be teenagers. Which includes getting a band together because this is what teenagers do - learn instruments and be able to perform a concert in just a few simple hours! (I wish I was that awesome…)
The concert is to cheer up Squall, who is the new Commander of the Garden because Cid’s got enough on his plate. Turns out Sorceress Edea is actually his wife. Oh, okay.
Anyway, Squall and Rinoa have a chat about life and trust issues, and Rinoa tells him that it’s okay for him to talk to them if he needs a friend. He’s still not too cool with this whole ‘warm and fuzzy’ business, but they’re getting there.
Rinoa is a cool lady. She believes in her friends with her whole heart and when she came to Balamb to find someone to help her, she did it with a smile and a belief that things were going to work out okay. She comes from tough roots. Her father is a General, and he doesn’t believe in her. He’s not a good guy.
But she keeps on smiling and relies on the SeeD team to help her out, because she knows with enough hard work they can get this thing done. She believes in Squall, even if he doesn’t believe in himself.
Once the Garden is mobile again, they head to Trabia up north to check on Selphie’s old Garden. Unfortunately, Trabia didn’t escape the missiles and so your team is now on cleanup and morale duty.
By this time, a couple team members have started to pair off, Irvine having given up on pursuing ALL of the women and just going after Selphie. Not because she’s cute, but because he actually likes her. (And Quistis gave him crap about being a womanizer)
Rinoa has made her interest in Squall clear by this time, not that he knows what to do about it… Poor kid. Being a teen is rough.
He’s already got too much to worry about without throwing hormones in there.
By the way, through the entire game, the team has been experiencing flashbacks to about twenty years prior of a trio of soldiers, Laguna, Kiros and Ward, who have something important to do with the story. Squall and Co are being sent back in time by Squall’s ‘Big Sis’ Ellone to Laguna’s team’s consciousnesses to see the entire story, to understand what’s happening now and why.
Sorceress Edea is now all chill and resting at the old orphanage where (conveniently) your entire troupe, minus Rinoa, spent their first few years until they went their separate ways.
Also conveniently, your team can’t remember about this because the summon system, Guardian Forces, take up that space in their brains so they lost a lot of important memories. The price we pay for power, I guess.
After more plot stuff, like Edea saying she was sorry, and talking about her powers, Squall and Co head out to find that Galbadia Garden, also mobile, is waiting to attack. Awesome.
Squall, we don’t have time for cards. Your girlfriend is hanging from a cliff.
After some awesome bosses, Rinoa gets possessed by a sorceress and goes into a coma. More awesome.
TIME TO GO TO SPACE!
No, really.
The only place that Rinoa can be treated is through Ellone and that happens to be at a space station.
Without spoiling too much, you run into Current Day Laguna who explains all that’s going on, and tells you you have to compress time to defeat the Big Bad, a sorceress who is possessing people from the future.
She’s pretty rad.
The final boss world is actually really awesome, and requires a lot of strategy because once you’re on her turf, she locks all of your abilities and you have to defeat certain bosses and CHOOSE which abilities you actually want to use.
You can unlock all of them, or only some of them, but make sure you choose wisely, and equip EVERY CHARACTER because the final boss battles are completely randomised so hope and pray you remembered to Junction/Equip everyone with the best you have or you’re SOL.
Ultimecia’s set of boss battles can take over an hour. I’ve always loved how good it feels to succeed in a Final Fantasy final boss set because when you see that ending movie you know you’ve earned it.
FF8 is no different. You deserve the beautiful thirteen minute ending.
Even if creepy stuff like this is in it.
The ending movie is a beautiful scene of Rinoa and Squall trying to find each other through time and a desolate wasteland, as well as visiting other characters post-time compression. (Seifer included! He’s not such a Bad Guy after all!)
I prefer him smirking evilly but that’s just how I like my blond video game dudes.
Unimportant.
End credits involve a home-movie style video of the after-party, which includes Zell hoarding bread like it’s going out of style, Quistis being sexy as hell, and Irvine and Selphie being cute and dumb because that’s exactly what they are.
But Oh, what’s that on the balcony? Is that SQUALL WITH RINOA?
They look like they’re gonna kiss.
Are they gonna kiss?! ARE THEY????
YEAHHHHHHH GET IT GURLLLL
To summarize...
I can see why people don’t like this game. There’s more of a focus on romance than a typical Final Fantasy, more teen issues. But what do you expect from a FF that is run by teenagers?
We could be here for ages if I sat here and listed off reasons why each FF Protagonist should be hated but I won’t. They should be loved, because people all over the world can relate to each Protagonist for different reasons.
I related to Squall because I was around his age when I played this game, and in high school. Squall and his friends taught me how important it was to trust each other. How love really can break through obstacles.
The music is incredible, and for Playstation, the graphics are amazing. This is back during the time when story drove a game, not just graphics.
Sure, the Junction system was super annoying and time consuming because drawing 100 magic spells for each character to raise their stats took way too long, but if you put the time into it it was worth it.
It made up for it later when you developed your GF Abilities so they could create magic out of items you had in your inventory.
Anyway. I’m not here to give this game a 10/10 or whatever, I’m here to write about why I love it. I don’t expect people to be swayed once they read this, because I left over half of the game out.
Hope you enjoyed reading, let me know what you think!
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